What’s a Monday without a little bit of Not Me-ing??
Like last week, I did not look down to see Hardy licking my shirt like he hadn’t eaten in years, only to realize he was licking a massive stain from lunch.
And I certainly didn’t let him keep on doing it, because I figured that would get the stain out.
I sure didn’t spend the majority of my Saturday afternoon at a Dave and Busters. I am a mature adult that would find no pleasure in doing that! And as for Noah?
I did not judge my future daughter at all this weekend. When Noah and I did one of those photo booths to find out what our children would look like, I didn’t get sad when my daughter had a tooth lip.
Yeah, a tooth lip.
I am perfectly aware that this is just a fun game to play, and has no bearing whatsoever on what our children would look like. I also realize it is a glitch in the system that our teeth were accidentally superimposed on her lip, making her look like she has a mustache at 3 years old.
I haven’t been freaking out since then that our child will be bearded.
When in Jacksonville this weekend, we did not get my dog a souvenir. That’s just ridiculous. Why on Earth would I get a dog something when I didn’t get any relatives of the human sort anything?
I did not go to (literally) the best wedding I have ever been to in my life this weekend. I did not at all feel like I was going to break something or do something wrong because everything was so nice!
And you sure can’t click here to see all of the fabulousness that was this event.
Who says we can’t admit how perfect we’re going to be in the future with this?? Because I’ve had like 8 hours of sleep since Friday, I am not planning on sleeping all day. It’s a Monday for Pete’s sake! I can’t do that! I’ve got classroom stuff, laundry, cleaning, and a blog makeover to do! It would be silly to plan to do absolutely nothing because I’m pretty sure I might die if I try to exert energy.
I am NOT going back to bed as soon as I post this. (You see the reverse psychology I’m pulling here? Not Me has become a coping mechanism this week!)
Thanks for another week of
free psychological treatment fun Mckmama!
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